Wild Game

to answer your question - yes
dachshund / yorkshire terrier mixes are faster than squirrels
usually found on a more seasonal menu

served on a bed of grass
just after the high pitched squealing has ended
golden in color with delicate paws and jagged little teeth
removing the tail (typically just for garnish) is a must before savoring the meat

i was in the middle of gnawing the thigh from a back leg
when the waiter (another human in a dead-end job)
removes the tree rat from my plate

i watched as he carried it over the fence
dug a hole, and buried my hard-earned dinner
rude.  i'll never eat here again.